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What they call a quarter pounder with cheese and I'm France, y'know cause the metric system and shit.
John: you know in Paris you can get a beer in McDonald's and you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese.
Sam L.: They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
John: No they got the metric system, they don't know what the fuck a quarter pounder is.
Sam L.: What do they call it?
John: A Royale with cheese
While having doggy-style sex (anal or traditional) the womans head is kept just above the rim of a toilet. When the man cums he dunks her head in the toilet and flushes resulting in a swirly.
She just about drowned after that vicious royal flush I gave her this morning.
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A social offense that can be called out when one is being falsely spoken for.
"God, we got so plastered last night."
"The royal we. I had a vodka tonic and called it quits. You got so shitfaced you puked on my jacket and then attempted to fornicate with it."
"Good times. We have fun."
"Go fuck a blender."
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The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.
The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!
Rest of World: Who even cares?
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a sick,sick joke they dont last
get the krux downlows they rule (i have neon pink)
eric koston is only fooling himself...
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Royal Russell school is actually a nice school, the campus is really nice with lots of green grass and pretty flowers you just gotta be careful You don’t step in dog shit tho because the school is full of dogs running everywhere, which isnt so good for the students who are terrified of dogs lmao. the buildings are nice tooo especially the newer ones like the science block the toilets on the other hand are where everyone gives head and if your lucky u might walk in on someone doing something not so pg or a group of a girls thinking they are cool and vaping. Royal Russell definitely has its drama and for some reason all the girls at this school like to give head to older boys hmmm. The school is really nice but the people do some questionable things and everyone has a crippling nicotine addiction.
Oh you saw someone smoking weed at the tram stop that must be someone from Royal Russell.
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1. Being the ultimate cobra
2. being one of amusing and hilarious skill at being a fool
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