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A gentleman that frequents male rest area washrooms for sexual encounters with other men
Riverboat Andy is pulling a runner duck at the Brantford Rest Area
1. It is important to load up on carbohydrates 2-4 hours before a big run.
Try a breakfast of a bagel, a banana (good cramp-crusher), oatmeal, strawberries, and/or some orange juice.
But from now on, eat all of your breakfast runner-style.
Liquids are digested faster. So slop it in a blender, and smoothiefy it.
That way, no energy is wasted, and it's all about the run.
2. Don't forget to give yourself plenty of positive reinforcement.
Say to yourself things like:
This is gonna be your best run yet.
You're going to accomplish all of your goals.
You are a robot sent from the future to win the marathon.
It's go time.
This will be the performance of a lifetime.
It is on, till the break of dawn!
You are a live wire, a spark plug, a dynamo.
You are unstoppable, unbeatable, untouchable.
You are a relentless driving force.
You are a timeless powerhouse.
You will complete this run, come home, get in your big underpants, and take a nap.
Facial feedback and self-spoken support are key factors in fueling those tanks and charging up those batteries.
3. Chafing or blisters can occur in a number of areas, including the feet, armpits, and especially the nipple region.
Use petroleum jelly on the affected areas. This will relieve any irritated skin.
4. Remember the "Rest Day". Keep it holy.
5. Nose running like a waterfall or a faucet? A real gusher? Move others away from the spray zone, and snotrocket. Total jetstream. Just open the floodgates. Aim steadily, and fire.
I ran the New York City Marathon with helpful tips and pointers provided through the Runner Guidelines. You should totally check it out. It's Reader Recommended!
A runner bang is where you have sex with someone who is under the impression that you love that person and then never see that person again.
"Aw mate I just fucked this chick and ran away"
"So you did a runner bang..... Nice!"
People who run away from cabs.
Jess is a cab runner awayer.
A person who normal does not run but has taken up excess running or jogging due to the pandemic
1. A film released at the year 1982. The plot follows Rick Deckard, a "blade runner", returns to his job for him to "retire" a group of replicants. Directed by Ridley Scott. Starring Harrison Ford as Deckard. It is also well-known for being a cult classic and it's 7 versions. A sequel, named Blade Runner 2049, was released on 2017. Starring Ryan Gosling in the lead role and Harrison Ford returning as Deckard.
2. A special police force that are assigned to "retire" (kill) replicants. They are similar to bounty hunters.
"That Blade Runner movie was so cool! I was so impressed at the visuals even it was made before."
"The novella began as a story treatment for a proposed film adaptation of Alan E. Nourse's novel The Bladerunner. (Some sources describe Burroughs' work as a closet screenplay.) A later edition published in the 1980s changed the formatting of the title to Blade Runner, a movie.
Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels.
...Burroughs' treatment is set in early 21st century and involves mutated viruses and "a medical-care apocalypse". The term "blade runner" referred to a smuggler of medical supplies, e.g. scalpels."
--Wikipedia--
Sushi restaraunt guy: "He says you are blade runner"
Harrison Ford (Rick Deckard): "Tell him I'm eating"