that’s such an emma thing to say

when someone asks if they should do something so ungodly stupid and dangerous

person: hey dude should i go drink gasoline

friend: that’s such an emma thing to say

HR says 'no comment'

Saying, in essence, that you can't answer that question, since, to the Human Resources dept, it might qualify as sexual harassment to say what you really feel.

Them: So, Mike, I heard that the USTTA changed the size of ping pong balls. How big are YOUR balls? Heh heh.

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'.
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Someone else at work: So, have you met Warren's new receptionist, Julie? What do you think about her?

Me: (smiling) HR says 'no comment'. (serious face) Seriously though, she seems competent.

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Please say a command

The ever so annoying and pointless feature on an LG phone that is almost destined to go off anywhere there is a group of people (during class, gatherings). Apparently it is telling you to speak a person's name so you can call them without pressing any buttons, but I don't think I have ever seen anyone use this feature.

Woman's voice: "Please say a command" *BEEP*

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Say it with your chest

Say it confidently without fear of the possible backlash. Often used in a situation whereby somebody is saying something controversial or something that may get them in trouble or even something petty to poke fun at someone. The person will often attempt to conceal their view by manipulating their words so what they are saying becomes less obvious or appears less harsh to the listener. This can be done consciously or carelessly by the person speaker, the latter case revealing something about the way the speaker thinks about the issue.

Karen: "All you people know is drugs and violence"
Will: "Ermm excuse me... Who's 'you people'? Do you mean black people? Say it with your chest then. I dare you... I'm waiting."

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So I says to Maybell i says...

What you says when saysing about a past experiance, saysing something to Maybell. After you says something to Maybell, you need to go to someone else and says them that you says something to Maybell.

So i says to Maybell i says... if i have to send one more fax, then you can just call me "Mr. Fax Sender"

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Say I won't

Verbally challenging back to your friends to give you added courage to do something that may be stupid or out of the norm.

Jim - "Man, you are not going to ask that fatty to dance are you?"

Bob - "Say I won't!"

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Hey! Say! JUMP

A popular Japanese boy band made up of 10 members from Johnny's Entertainment. They can sing, act, and dance. Some of them can even tap dance, do gymnastics, play the guitar, drums, piano, and other various things.

Have you heard that Hey! Say! JUMP's youngest member is only 14?!

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