The act of being ran over by an oversized or elderly person on an electric scooter, particularly in the grocery store.
Man i was shopping when an older person on a scooter ran my foot over. I got "scooterized".
A person who finds his victims through Instagram and finds out about their personal lives. Only a few know his true identity. Some say its a cult of people running 1 account. Mostly seen with a Joker pfp
Dude, ngl Scooter Looter has my bitch hostage.
Scooter Looter lowkey can fuck my bitch anytime he wants.
Girls going commando with short skirts on Vespas... usually seen at stop lights.
"We spotted some scooter beaver while waiting at a stop light on Via Salaria."
"Thats one thing I miss about our trip to Rome - The random scooter beaver sightings."
"When she was airing out the clam on her Vespa, there was a bit of scooter beaver going on."
A artificial pussy that scoots across the floor while you fuck it
I was fucking my scooter pus yesterday and made it halfway through the kitchen
FLOOR SCOOTER
A being who scoots across the floor to rid themselves of dingleberries.
Man 1:Dude I didn't know you were a floor scooter.
Man 2: Tis was them.damn dingleberries
If someone tells you to go and hit your ankle on a scooter, they're most likely evil and want you to die. When someone tells you that, you are highly recommended to keep away from those people for the rest of your life.
Adam: Go hit your ankle on a scooter you idiot!
Micheal: *Moves to another country*
The yellow scooter is a term used when you see a fat bitch and want her to fuck with you on a yellow scooter
Ayy Theo I want her on my yellow scooter