Screw This Taco Stand

When someone's just done with being at the office and is calling it a day.

"I'm done with this place... Screw this Taco Stand..."

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chew n' screw

The act of coming to an event/party; eating the freee food and then leaving. Frowned upon in American soicety

Ahh I dont want to go to this party...I think I'll chew n' screw this one

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screw all y'all

A phrase to tick off residents of the UK invented by The Cheat and made famous by Strong Bad.

This will be great just say "screw all y'all"

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Marry Screw Kill

A type of would-you-rather game in which you are given three people's names (typically celebrities or people that are well-known to you) and you have to choose one to marry, one to screw, and one to kill.

"Okay, Marry Screw Kill: Leonardo DiCaprio, Taylor Lautner, Ryan Gosling."
"That's easy! Marry Leo, screw Ryan, and kill Taylor."

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screw, nut, and bolt

Pump and dump; wham-bam-thank-you-mam; having sex with a woman, orgasming, and then leaving her directly thereafter.

Tomi Lahren is a woman whom men just want to screw, nut, and bolt.

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Get Chopped and Screwed

The act of getting extremely high.

Dude 1: Yo dog, you wanna go see Across the Universe?
Dude 2: Only if we get chopped and screwed before.

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Screwed Blued and Tattooed

This phrase actually comes from the tanning industry. The order of operation was to kill the animal with a bolt gun (screwing it) then to blue the hide (blued) and then to tattoo a quality mark on the hide (tattoo).

If you are screwed, blued, and tattooed, it means that you're fucked.

Screwed Blued and Tattooed

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