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the sexy hamburgler is what happens when god deems that the second coming must come and the bringer shall be the most glorious bastard of all. looking like an inkling mixed with an aidan if you read this you are cursed and need to type sexy hamburgler in one of your friend's web browsers (he prefers safari, cause it sucks.)
Thanos: Oh god, the sexy hamburgler is here.
Shaggy: We will most surely perish.
Matt: Goodbye, my brothers. May we meet again in the next life.
When, typically, a girl poses for a photo with one arm on her hip turned to the side. Thus adopting a pose reminiscent of a tea pot, albeit a sexy one.
'Hey Josh, check out the Facebook profile pic of this girl I know'
'Wow Leon, she's hot - love the Sexy teapot pose'
1.) When having intercourse with someone, suddenly pull your dick out, cum in your hand, and slap your partner in the face with your Jizzed up hand.
2.) *simplified* Do it Doggie, pull out, cum in your hand and fling it in her face.
1.) Dude, I totally gave your mom a Sexy Spiderman last night, she was pissed.
2.) Dave tried to give me a Sexy Spiderman last night again, but missed my face and hit me in the ear.
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The female form of Sexy Beast. The differences are as follows:
1. Sexy Beastess' are much more aggressive
2. Sexy Beastess' are much more dangerous
3. Sexy Beastess' are much less hairy
4. Sexy Beastess' are much more unpredictable
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that girl? She's got to be the hottest girl on the planet!
Guy 2: Dude, she's a Sexy Beastess, you don't have a chance.
Guy 1: Damn, you're right.
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Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming
Steve is a sexy beast
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Travis Dean Hufstetler
#1. anything that is intelligent, kind, sexy, hilarious, beautiful, athletic, creative, or fun.
#2. someone who is going to change the world one day.
#3. someone who isn't defined by others, but instead uses negative and untrue criticisms as motivation to be the best person he/she can be.
#4. someone who is underestimated, and who is his own person, not living in anyones shadow.
#5. someone with a heart of purest gold.
"there can only be one...sexy huf"
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