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Food shark:
An annoying (usually thin), food obsessed person who frequents picnics, parties and events for the sole purpose of sharking around the food table, monitoring every calorie other guests plate making them feel like fat, inept, sea cows.
Addendum: usually these people or their offspring are lactose, gluten, nut or fun intolerant. Usually hail from the East or West coast of the continental U.S., respectively.
Thanks to that damned food shark, nobody ate my pepperoni and cheese stuffed meatballs!
When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.
Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.
A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.
I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.
a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.
Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.
An Australian exclamation of surprise.
Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!
A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.
*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...
The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".
"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."
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