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shark piss

shark piss or "great white wine" is the demon you learn to become friends with. you will likely go man down if you drink more than two thirds of a bottle so be warned. It is trusted by many students of citadel high and the surrounding area of Halifax, Nova Scotia as it is dirt cheap.

"dude, did you earl down an entire bottle of shark piss last night? kid had to go to the hospital"

by elliothaifax December 31, 2019


Shaggy Shark

A man who hasn't shaved anywhere but still manages to be at the top of the food chain with the ladies.

I'm sick and tired of getting cockblocked by that shaggy shark over there.

by Oceaninto January 6, 2017


Fuzzy shark

a chubaca down stairs (if you catch my drift), That will bite back.

Thats one fuzzy shark shes got their.

by A fuzzy wuzzy shark January 7, 2011


there’s a shark in the water

An Australian exclamation of surprise.

Bruce: Yeah, sí I just broke up with my gf.
Hugh: There’s a shark in the water!

by Sheev the Senate February 17, 2019


Humping the shark

The act of reviving or perpetuating a once relevant TV program, movie franchise, etc. that has already passed its peak (i.e., jump the shark) in the selfish hope of getting more money or compensation (e.g., fame) out of it. Ultimately, the perpetrators/propagators get a nasty surprise when they find out the "shark" is no longer fit for "humping".

"Did you hear they're making a film about golden retriever puppies that play rugby? It's called 'Scrum Buddies'."
"Wow, those guys sure are humping the shark with all the 'Buddies' movies."

by HomeSchool April 17, 2013

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jaguar shark

A beautiful sea beast content with minutely scientific and immensely self centered man towards revenge. The creature feeds on fluorescent snapper and dwells in the deep ocean. Until the latest documentary by the the undersea explorer and deep sea diver Steve Zissou (also a womanizer) . its existence had been disputed.

*About the jaguar shark*
Eleanor Zissou: It is beautiful Steve.
Steve Zissou: Yea, it's pretty good isn't it... I wonder if it remembers me...

by kevinfloss May 27, 2014


vagina shark

When a Guy goes underneath the water and snags the bikinis of girls, leaving there vagina exposed.

Mike is a vagina shark because he went under the water and snagged Marissa's bikini off her body.

by Mr.Supreme💯💪🌹 February 14, 2015