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throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
V1: Unfair item on mario kart. Used by assholes that try to steal your first place.
V2: Homing item on Mario Kart that destroys da player on first place. People thinks it's very unfair, but it was created for BALANCING THE FRICCIN GAME
1: That Blue Shell Hit the player in front me! How luck, now i'm first!
2: I got Blue Shelled by that player?! How unfair is the Blue Shell on this game.
When he found out his wife of 9 years cheated on him he went straight shell bundy! loco crazy
When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole
I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell
your skull but you can’t think of the word skull so you say brain shell
your brain shell is your skull. it’s very important. pls don’t break your brain shell
ur skull when u don’t want to say your skull
“You’re brain shell is the bone around your brain” said the health teacher, “what’s a brain shell again teacher?” “your skull” he said.
When you eat a whole orange with its shell on, you refer to the orange as a sinister shell.
"Dude I was bored as hell and ate a sinister shell"