A Shitty Punky is performed correctly when you tie a bandana around the knee of a woman who has had a breast reduction, defecate on her chest, then thrust your erect penis between the shit smeared mounds of scar tissue.
I'd give that Angelina Jolie a shitty punky!
a donut, usually performed in the middle of a residential street by someone with little experience with drifting
Passenger: Huck a shitty in this culdesac!
When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum
When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!
A jelly bean that has been placed in the anus and gathered pieces of poo to gain flavour
'My favourite flavour jelly bean is the shitty bean'
'Would you like some of my shitty beans-there homemade'
Someone who shits in their panties and doesn't change them for weeks
Fran: Did you hear she has shitty panties?
Where a situation is terrible for anyone involved.
Brad: So the cops came and everyone was underage...
Tom: that’s some shitty beef man..
Admit it, you searched this to see "get the very shitty mug"
UrbDic inc: get the very shitty mug
Johnny: NAH DOOD I AINT GETTIN NO SHITTY MUG
Smith: why would u search it up then lol