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When something flicks or nicks the very tip of the penis and a cock-numbing pain results, much like being electrically shocked.
When Kyle flicked Colby's tiny penis, he only nicked the tip, giving Colby a bad case of Cock Shock
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The feeling a girls pussy gets right after a good hard fuck from an unusually large cock.
I sent that bitch into a severe case of cock shock after we fucked hardcore last night.
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Someone who frequently uses the shocker to please his women.
They call me the Shock Trooper,
they do, they do
For the shocker I stick to,
like glue, like glue
Woe to the women who have not felt,
the enticing,
the pleasing,
the shocking pleasure of this teasing,
My fingers so agile, so graceful, so powerful,
the final step is but the most plain,
the slipping, the sliding, the inserting of my 8" cane,
Regardless the eventual climax, I can always foresee, the exquisite use of my memory, memory of the women quivering at the shocker,
for times for fapping I know I will need them be.
Mark Twain
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When 2 or more people talk over skype while playing system shock/system shock 2
Over skype: "Hey u and me wanna Do some SHOCK-SKYPING L8R? I got my bro too play too, but hes a new so he can be the marine. Fckin marine. I got 40 cyber modules LOLOLOOLOL"
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The amount of money you are willing to bet your friend to attach electrified alligator clamps to his or her nipples.
Dude, hold my beer. Whats your shock value for me?
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Surprise sexual encounter - male partner didn't know it was coming.
After buying her dinner last night, Dawn gave Lee a shock cock.
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When a man is distracted by something, (usually a phone,) and then goes into the bathroom, takes off his pants, and sits down on a freezing cold toilet seat. zapping his balls and causing him to flip the fuck out and probably shit himself or drop his phone.
Steve: Dude what the fuck happened to your phone?
Jack: I was about to take a shit and i got Cock shocked and dropped it.
Steve: aww that fucking sucks!
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