Internet Penis Size Contest

Comparing computer porn collections.

Jim and Bill's internet penis size contested ended with both of them feeling disgusted at each other.

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Size 3's

A large man or female with size 3 kid's shoes

Don't make me shove my size 3's up your ass said the 27 year old man.

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one size fits all

(Phrase) With only a tiny minoritory of exceptions, everyone should be happy with the decision.

Hitler commiting suicide was a one size fits all action

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it's not the size, it's how you use it

something people with small penises say

Guy 1: "If you really want to please a girl, it's not the size, it's how you use it!"

Guy 2: "STFU tiny dick."

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Guess the size see the prize

A game in which men or women try to guess the size of a certain body part and upon guessing correctly the person whose body part was guessed, must show that body part to the guesser.

Hey I bet if we get Jason to play guess the size see the prize with us we may be able to score some pics of his fine ass gf.

Size 13 men’s nikes

a torture device look out for dem size 13 men’s nikes

I wear size 13 men’s nikes. bEaT tHaT

8 to 5 step size

The most common/basic step sized used in high school marching bands. It basically means 8 steps within every 5 yards.

Band Director: "Okay guys, this next set will be marched at an 8 to 5 step size.

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