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A fat, sloppy, sweaty, deep fry cooking, nasty ass slut who sends her kids to school in beat ass clothes and three year old shoes.
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spray your man juice on a biscuit and if you spray it last you gotta eat it.
AHAHAH, you gotta eat dat soggy biscuit
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When you take a shit and flush but it's a clogger and you leave it for the next person to discover.
The whole house reeked when I arrived home and I soon discovered my sister left me to the duties of disposing a soggy waffle left in the toilet bowl.
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A pair of cum covered socks, used by perverts, furries, and weebs to jerk off again and again until said Digimon evolves into its second form...Crusty Socks. Known to reside in the land of the sheep shaggers and often has a difficult time making quality memes.
Ewww, you sick fuck... I see your pair of Soggy Socks, its got blood on them, the fuck is wrong with you??!!
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When you fish all of the pubic hair out of the shower drain, forming it into a nice ball of Nixon Administration, then proceed to have sex with it. Jizz all over it and let the Nixon times roll. Throwing it at someones face is considered the best course of action.
Man 1: Hey Bro, what's soggier than a Soggy Sailor?
Man 2: Gee Man, I don't know.
Man 1: A Soggy Nixon! *Sploosh*
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Where you fill a hollowed out potato with semen, and use your ladies impregnator.
"Hey babe, you know we want children but I want to try something different." "Let's try this Soggy potato thing I found of the internet, I heard its a very special way to true love as well."
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When the marshmallow soaks up all the jelly in a pudding.
John, those marshmallow seem to be soaking up all the jelly and causing soggy marshmallows.
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