spank lick

the move used to kill members of a HALO game in one hit....Usually done by sneaking up behind an opponent and hitting the B/RED button that causes the player to pistol whip or rifle whip his opponent... It's an instant kill...and most likely represents that you suck at HALO

"All i had to do was sneak up behind this newb and spank lick him"

"Oh Shit! You just got Spank Licked."

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Spanky Spank

The specific act of spanking playfully during sex.

I'm going to get a little spanky spank tonight!

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spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

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Spanking Spoons

A metaphor for homosexual sex.

Man, Todd and Jim were spanking spoons all night long!

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Spank-catch

When someone goes in to spank you and you catch them before you can complete the act.

A: Damn dude, that was a sweet spank-catch!
B: I know, no way i'm letting C spank me.
C: :-(

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Spanking the ham

Female masturbation. AKA: flicking the bean, tossing the tuna salad

Clarice: I'm so tired today, I was up all night spanking the ham to salt bae
Renalda: I feel you sister, I was up all night spanking the ham to fan fiction of Zac Efron and Aaron Carter!
Clarice: Let's spank each other's ham right now

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spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

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