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The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
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a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.
Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.
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Slang for a gay person. They are called this because they are professionals at squatting on dicks.
Tim is such a fucking squat sergeant that he's going to have to wear diapers by the time he's 40.
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A sex position in which the man lies on his back and the woman squats on his dick facing him. The woman's heels must be in contact with the floor at all times. She then bounces her ass up and down on that cock like a dirty little migrant worker.
I'm sorry Greg, but I have to go into the Swedish forest to pick berries now
No please Agnieszka just give me the goblin squat one more time!
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Dog squat is like horse or bull shit only smaller. When a person is just fibbing or embellishing a story and not outright lying it's dog squat.
Bill claims he out ran the police in his Covair, that's a whole batch of Dog Squat!
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When you go to take a shit and it insists on splashing water up and getting your ass wet.
Person 1: what's one thing that you hate first thing in the morning? person 2: having a wet squat.
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The act of an individual who is intoxicated squats down in their neighbors front lawn and defecates
Angel got so drunk at her daughters birthday party yesterday she did a Carolina squat on Maffew's lawn
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