Smeg Stains

that little bit of jizz that just kreeps down the side of ur trousers and crustifies

ben laden what the fuck is that smelly bit of smeg doing on your fuckin mums turbon

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gravy stain

The dark area on a womans breast, surrounding the nipple is called the areola. Some women have enormous areolae, which are disgustingly large, and these are known as "gravy stains."

Dude, I don't mind big breasts, but if shes got those gravy stain areolas, all bets are off dude

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rihanna stain

it means that you got smacked badly in the face

Dude im so pissed ad jack.

ya i know you should beat him up

ya i think ill give him the rihanna stain.

ya good shit give him the rihanna stain.

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coffee stains

The stains left in your underwear after unleashing a wet fart

The bean soup I ate for lunch gave me coffee stains.

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D-Stained

Aright so your wacking off, and right when you finish you get a jizz stain on your shirt, D-Stain. Also used as slang when you beat somebody at something and give them the D-Stain

Cmoney: "Gettin some D-Stain's from Deez Nuhttz lately?
TJ: "I have a little penis Tj means tiny junk, dude I just got D-Stained

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tar stain

when someone is driving in his car or truck and hits a cheeseburger standing in the middle of the road.

that nigger popped up outta nowhere...o well, now he is a tar stain.

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oyster stain

(n.) What happens when you don't change your underwear for a week

I went camping for a week without changing my underwear and had a bad oyster stain