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quick stalk

It's when you need to soak someone very quickly to see if they are a creep

I quick stalked toms friend to see if he could trust them

by Alexis.marie.8 November 19, 2016


back-stalking

following the car behind you by watching their directional to see what way they will turn. makes people think they are following you. definitely entertaining when you're bored and driving around.

i was back-stalking that car until they figured it out and pulled over.

by emac March 19, 2007


What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?

A response one says to someone acting out of the ordinary or on a tangent that makes no sense

"They check the beans for fly eggs back in 1920 on the conveyor belt for salmonella and..."
"What kind of bean stalk are you climbing Jack?"

by Mercenary800000 January 31, 2024


Stalk Saturday

A new version of Follow Friday, on the Social Networking site "Twitter." This fashion was created by Twitter user @maskedscientist

Let me give a shout out to @so_n_so @jonhdoe for today's #stalksaturday. You should #stalk them. This is a "Stalk Saturday."

by mstmat September 25, 2009


Convo stalking

Being in a conversation on your phone with multiple people, just watching people text, not texting back and acting like your not even there.

Thomas: Where's Haley? She's in the convo isn't she?

Megan: I think she's here, she's just not talking, she's convo stalking us.

by Next_lvl_Strats August 08, 2014


Pocket Stalking

A Pocket Stalker is someone who doesn't know how to lock the keypad of a cellphone resulting in huge phone bills and endless voicemail messages with nothing more than the crunchy sound of a pocket.

Bill has been pocket stalking me again all day. Can somebody tell him how to lock his cell?

I'm sorry, I can't go out this weekend. I just received my Phonebill after I have been Pocket Stalking everybody in my speeddail list this month

by Edwinnaar May 17, 2009


shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.

#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!

by WomenOf113 December 03, 2011