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They put the murder staNdard to my head hoop my house into my pockets and fingered me
The time zone everyone on Earth is on due to the pandemic. All of time seems to be mushed and nobody can remember the day.
Two friends texting in late 2020:
Friend 1: "Omg I just thought it was Tuesday."
Friend 2: "It is Tuesday!"
Friend 1: "OMG haha wow. See I got confused cause I had two similar events today and yesterday."
Friend 2: "You must be stuck in Pandemic Standard Time"
Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
STD is the abbreviation for standard. At the top corner of our mail where the stamp goes is the letters std. that’s all it means and everyone gets a standard abbreviation. Wake up everyone’s clean and healthy for life.
How would you like your package shipped.
STD= standard
Exp=expedited
NxtD= Nextday
u.s.p.s knows
A form of 69 where both participants chunnel each other.
I was just gonna chunnel her, but then she got me in the ol' Canadian Double Standard!
Also know as MST, is the mean solar time at which a person arrives. Adopted as the standard time in a zone that usually borders on the cap of being fashionable late. MST delays typically run from 15-45 minutes.
Ki Ki: "I'll be there at 6pm."
*Ki Ki & party arrive to the event at 6:52pm*
RC: “ Sorry guys, we were operating on Marroni Standard Time”
The amount of time it takes for gently used office chairs to be spoken for after an email is sent to accounting office staff announcing the chairs are available for exchange. Approximately 15 minutes per dozen chairs. Krispy Kreme donut standard is 1 hour per dozen.
The Krispy Kreme donuts don't meet the Chair standard.