When a basic white girl gives a golden shower.
We were going at it and she jumped up and gave me some Starbucks water.
Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.
The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".
Starbucks (hic)cups. When you see Starbucks cups on your favorite TV shows like Game of Thrones.
HBO digitally deleted their Starbucks hiccups before Starbucks sued the shit out of them!