Step Two

In the process of getting into a relationship, immediately following Step One (Saying Hi), Step Two is simply fucking her right in the pussy

-"You know what follows step one, right?"
-"Step Two, like fucking her right in the pussy?"
-"Go get her boi."

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step dad

Some jackass who cares about 1 person, himself. He decides that once your real dad is gone, he is in control. He decides to call your real mom "honey" and "baby" and other crap like that. They decide to make do all of this crap for no reason.

Me: "I'm so happy I live in Connecticut"
My New Friend, Bob: "Why?"
Me: "No more step dad!"

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1,2 step

The black person's version of the Macarena.

Cracka: "Can you do the 1, 2 Step?"
Black Man: "Yes, I believe I can. Then again, anyone with legs could."

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hub step

The new and increasingly popular dubstep scene in Hattiesburg, Mississippi (a.k.a. Hub City).

Hey, you guys going hub stepping tonight?

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Don't step

Saying "don't step in the..." followed by another word is a non-vulgar way of equating the thing denoted by that other word with shit. Used to good effect in the title and cover illustration of the Dilbert book known as "Don't Step In The Leadership".

(Another sense of the phrase makes it shorthand for don't step on your dick.)

"This is my boyfriend's roommate's 'studio'. Don't step in the art."

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Step Chicken

The most dangerous and Powerful Tik Tok cult that should be very much feared

Look at all those Step Chickens

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There's no step three!

A reference to a late 90s TV ad for iMac, where Jeff Goldblum detailed "three easy steps to connect to the internet", then realised that he had been a fool and that there was no step three.

Bill: Hey Eric, how can I arouse myself?
Eric: Step 1: Pull down your pants.
Step 2: Jack off until you cum.
Step 3: There's no step three!
Bill: Thanks!

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