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An incredibly stressed human being.
You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???
Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.
I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.
When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.
Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''
Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''
Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''
Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''
Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''
Students: ''Yeah...''
A specific person (this defenition only aplies to students) who is pretty nice but is most of the time super annoying, she likes taking pictures of others to make fun of them, but she also helps people come to together with their crushes. Sherin is most of the time found in hanging out with her friends, she likes annoying people whose name start with F, Y, A and any other letter in the alphabet.
“Gosh, I hate Fabian, Yan and Aaron and everyone else”
-Sherin (Student)
A kid who ended up in a killing game.
Guy 1:Who are you?
Guy 2:I'm an Ultimate student.
Guy 1:Oh, so your in a killing game?
Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.
Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!
Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.
When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.