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When your gas meter is flat on "Empty", but you're still moving, unsure when you're going to run outta gas.
You: Dude...we're out of gas.
Me: For real...we're sucking fumes here.
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Term originated by bike mechanics, for the force of nature that causes small objects dropped in the vicinity of a refridgerator to be drawn underneath it, out of reach of human hands. Valuable items and irreplaceable mechanical parts are particularly prone to fridge suck.
Person #1: Can you hold on this vitally important bush while I grease up the flange? Don't drop it, it'll get caught in the fridge suck.
Person #2: Sure, I- Oh. Bugger. Did you see where it went?
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1. The process of sucking fecal matter/butt milk/do-do butter out of another's anal cavity.
2. Sucking absolute/comlete ass at anything, particularly at sports.
1. "Szabo is really good at sucking ass!"
2. "Dude, we're sucking ass!"
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1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society or any attempts at talent.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. Goth: I suck at life i think ima cut myself.
2. Kid 1: I lost our group science project when i was buying crack.
Kid 2: Damn it! You suck at life.
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Let's say you have a really HUGE cock and/or a very small girlfriend, and she has a hard time going down on your penis orally. Tell her to "suck it sideways"! This way, instead of getting stuck on your pecker head, she can suck you all the way down to your balls, and back again!
MAX JOHNSON: Swallow my cock bitch!
LIL' LIPS: Honey, you know I can't. Your weiner is just way too HUGE!
MAX: Suck it sideways sugar.
LIL': What do you mean?
MAX: Play my Harmonica baby.
LIL': OOOooohhh. Okay.
MAX: Yeah ... yeah ... yeah ... ooohhh, Harmonica baby, NOT corn on the cob. Ouch!
LIL': Sorry Max ... how's that?
MAX: Oh alright honey you KNOW what I like!
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When a guy tells a woman to suck his penis
bitch u aint gon gimme uh dollar? well suck me!
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The absolute worst thing ever, completely beyond bad, lower than horrible, and more crappy than explosive diarrhea
Omg, 3 and 67, your ut2k3 skillaz are teh suck
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