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Two men after anal sex will preform a subway surf. A subway surf is when one man will lay on his stomouch while the other will stand on his back with his foot inside of his anus.
Tony and Jim just got done doing a Subway Surf, so Tonys butt is sore.
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Fucking a fat chick and watching her waves of fat flow as you rail her.
Steve was totally body surfing that chick, look at that wave!!
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A guy that likes putting his cock in other peoples buttholes.
A woman that uses a strap-on in other peoples butts.
John was sphincter surfing with Debbie on the beach.
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watching surf documentaries while smoking weed
Gretchen, want to come over for some surf & turf??
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Surfing the web while lying on the couch.
I saw the gnarliest Wipeout video when I was couch surfing yesterday.
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When friend, family member, colleague, or customer order the most expensive thing on the menu only because they are not paying. Usually done solo while in a group.
"Dinner was real good last night but Johnson pulled a surf and turf in front of the customer. A**hole."
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(N) A turd so big that it stretches from down in the toilet hole to above the waterline, sitting on the shore.
Dude, hand me a plunger because I pinched a surf and turf.
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