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any sweater worn by a man that causes one to question that man's man-ness.
As in, "Look at that man sweater. Ha ha ha.. what a fairy!"
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you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.
i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.
nice man.
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Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Tight sweater, tight tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Verse
Girls look better in a real tight sweater
Gambino on the mic make the pussy much wetter
Try to get the girls, call the guy go getter
Tight jeans and Converse sneakers (tight sweater)
No cheddar, go home in a rogue letter
It's a college center, so my financial aid's better
You better dead her, yo that girl's going crazy
She got a twinkle in her eye like she want to have a baby
Maybe I should call her up on a Saturday
Take her to a dinner and a movie, Braves game
Maybe we can call her up again
You looking good girl, you should bring your friends
And I don't really talk shit, I'm a douche and a bad rapper
I'd act faster, but my tongue's in a black plaster
If your girl shops in sizes that are too small for her, let her
Cause girls look better in a real tight sweater
Hook
Veronica is hot but she would look better in a real tight sweater
Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
"Did you hear what she got for Christmas?"
"No, what?"
"A Stanley Yelnats Sweater!"
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A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!
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yahir with a grey sweater is Our lord. an all powerful, voluptuous, shmexy, and illegal being. He is the one above all races, he is the savior he is the next Jesus Christ. NO he is even greater he is one that can shall call his equal. he is
person 1: Vamos a ofrecer nuestras nueces al santuario de yahir con un sueter gris
person 2: the fuck you just say, im sorry i dont speak retard
person 1:we shall offer our nuts to the yahir with a grey sweater sanctuary
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When one drinks enough whiskey to not need a jacket or warm cover-up. Similar to Beer Jacket
Give me enough Jack and I won't need my North Face. I'll have on my Whiskey Sweater Vest.
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