Frosty Syndrome

A syndrome which one keeps people away from ones-self while keeping mountain dew in business.

I am alone and wearing a blue tshirt. thanks frosty syndrome.

scotcholm syndrome

Feelings of affection and appreciation felt toward Scotch whiskey (though applicable to all whiskeys) resulting from a long period of drinking it and hating it.

While I used to think that Laphroaig tasted like I was drinking an industrial fire, I now love it and appreciate its notes due to Scotcholm Syndrome.

Thanks to Scotcholm Syndrome, I enjoy sipping Wild Turkey neat.

Saitama syndrome

When you've become so overwhelmingly powerful that you lose all interest in competing. Frequently used in competitive gaming.

Named after Saitama from One Punch Man who got bored finishing every fight after just one punch.

Serral has dominated in StarCraft 2 for so long, he must be suffering from Saitama syndrome.

Biggielous Syndrome

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.

Myface Syndrome

When an individual (usually a female) takes close up pictures of half of their face to post on myspace. These pictures are usually very repetitive, with said individual in the same place with a slightly different facial expression. It usually comprises of a screwed up face, as though they have recently had a stroke.

Omg lolz i've got myface syndrome - look at my half a face in black and white ^___O

Appsberger's syndrome

Compulsion to download apps for things we can do ourselves or live without entirely. (Origin: Tom Bodett, Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me radio show, Feb 13, 2010)

Sufferers of Appsberger's syndrome are inclined to download and install compulsive amounts of applications and information to accomplish tasks they can already do themselves or live without entirely. "He uses his GPS to drive home to a house he's lived in for 12 years."

Disney Syndrome

When people treat animals like people. They believe in the principle that animals belong caged inside apartments and homes when in fact this is no different than taking animals from their natural habitat and cage them no different than a zoo. This is in fact animal cruelty and the biggest enabler of animal trade. Disney has unintentionally taught this idea by creating movies in which animals speak fluently, plot plans, and heroically save everyone, and everything, including pray they in the real world eat or kill. A good example of this is Beauty and the Beast, in where a princess fucks around with a big hairy, muscular animal (that turns into human later...). Subliminally teaching it's okay to have sex with animals, ideally gorilla-like.

Melissa is so pretty, why is she on dating apps? She has the Disney syndrome, fairy tale priorities over men or starting a real family.