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A white man who is convinced beyond the shadow of a doubt that he is a black man trapped in a white man's body.
"Jesus, look at that fucking G-tard with those baggy pants and that chain around his neck, talking all those ebonics."
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The hypothetical town where tards belong.
"You must be the mayor of Tard Village!"
"Do you live in Tard Village, or what?"
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Someone (more than likely an Apple fanboy) who buys way to many applications on the Apple App Store, yet will only ever use 4 of them.
Freddy: My iTunes apps combined collection is 1053+ apps at the moment.
Office Worker #1: Can someone please punch freddy in the nuts, he's pissing me off about his app collection again
Office Worker #2: Man chill out, he can't help it, he's an app-tard.
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a burger concocted by a handicapped individual that works in a fast food joint. Note: The burger is either the total opposite of what you wanted and/or gnarly looking.
Mike-Dude, that retard screwed up my order! It's the total opposite of what I wanted!
Manda-Ha you got the freakin' tard burger!
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Jack: I'm gonna go get some money from the ATM.
Tim: Why the hell are you gonna do that?
Jack: Because r tard, I don't have enough cash for the damn movie!
Kate: Yeah, you stupid bastard.
Tim: What was that?
Kate: You heard me r tard.
Tim: Fuck you guys!
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A retarded child whom acts out vulgar actions with total disregard of other, normal people's feelings. They are often found pushing people yet not being punished for their lude acts.
The mean-tard started shit and I kicked his ass.
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Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy
"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
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