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Inserting your penis into your partners vagina then asshole rigorously, then ejaculating on your partners face and smearing the poop from your penis on her face . The brown color and semen represents the frosting on a chocolate pop tart
Becky Loves getting Chocolate Pop Tarts, when she can't be double penetrated.
Someone with no personality, or point of being there.
The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.
(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)
Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.
WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.
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When a man takes a hot steamy shit in a woman asshole and then inserts a firecracker and lights it, possibly doing anal with the woman after.
Woman: Do it.
Man: *performs the Alabama pop tart without question*
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When one is slapped with a pop tart for being caught looking, when they should not be.
Fred was walking down the street when Alice saw him checking her out, she reached in her purse and pulled out her emergency pop tart and Pop-tart Slapped him across the face. She then proceeded to eat the delicious strawberry pop tart.
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putting a desert on your butt before tossing your salad.
I tart your pumpkin} before tossing your salad.
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