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Tear jerking is to masterbate while crying and using the tears as lube.
"Listen bitch, You are a cheating, lying, cum gargling swamp whore, so go home, cry your eyes out and use your tears to grease up your gristle knot while you masterbate yourself to sleep, It'll be a real tear jerker."
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while sittin on yer womans face take a dump in her mouth and then cum in her nose and help it on its way with a shit coated finger so it comes out her eyes
i made my woman cry chocolate tears lastnight.....oh yeah
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When you reminisce on the O.G. Times of gaming and it brings a Gamer Tear to your eye 😢.
Man I miss the good old days when everyone in game chat would talk. Brings a gamer tear to my eye.
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When girls wear mascara or eye liner that is not water-proof and then they just can't handle all the drama anymore. Next thing you know, they are bawling, their makeup is running...you get where this is going right?
Britney: OMG! My ex-BF just fucking hooked up with my ex-BFF. Emphasis on the ex.
Kelly: C'mon gurlll. They're not worth your smear tears.
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The tears that inevitably press forward from choking on something, ie. a penis.
I gave him a BJ so good that I even had choke tears.
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A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
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The act of crying sperm through your eyes.
Don’t lie to me girl, I can see your sperm tears! Tell me what happened.
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