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That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army
I went to Teddy Land for pleasure
A Teddy is the type of person to go out with a girl beginning with C or J
He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him
Girl1:} Woah, did you see teddy? He looks so good!
Girl2:} I know, doesn't everyone know?
Cute ass muthafucka and a pussy ass shindoro
"OMG TEDDY SENN HES A CUTE ASS MUTHAFUCKA"
Teddy-A person with the largest dick out there, if you are ever to find a teddy never let him go 😉 🤧
Dude i fucking loved that Teddy
You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!
I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.
You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.
“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”