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tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie April 16, 2006

30πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.

Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location

by JuneBugette December 6, 2010

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


national tell ur crush you like them day - April 16th

lets go yall

its bout that time
if you don't confess on April 16 they won't like u back - that's fax

national tell ur crush you like them day - April 16th - example

Person1: hey it’s national tell your crush you like them day
Person 2: do you like me?!
Person 1: yes
Person 2: omg I like you too!!
(Hopefully this is how it will turn out)

by the real rizzly bear April 16, 2023


I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 15, 2018

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 17, 2006

10πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž


National tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

Takes place every year on July 1st

Just tell a white girl to suck your paki dick they derseve it

white girl: goodmorning baby
brown girl: suck my paki dick hoe, it’s national tell a white girl to suck your paki dick day

by emmarobertsrailme June 17, 2021

3πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

On april 6 you have to tell your crush that you like them.
Good Luck☘

April 6 National tell my crush i got a crush on them day

by NOTFIZ23_ April 6, 2022