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When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.
Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
“Lives on the moon? Ok, I’ll talk to him.”
“So what did he say?”
“Denied the moon stuff but, that’s what pedophiles do, they deny, it’s their bread and butter “
“Pedophile?”
“Your don’t think so? I thought the moon thing might’ve been code”
Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.
“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.
The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon
The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.
That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down
The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.
Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.
Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"
Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."