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Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.
On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
When a girl is on all fours and you can see her ass and vagina from the back.
Dude I asked that volley ball chick for nudes and she sent me a poon moon shot.
Yeah I asked her for some also but she just sent me a shot of her vag and it was beet red, like she was abusing it.
The act of finding someone perfect for you, but not being perfect for them.
Jess: Hey why did you break up with Tyler?
Kat: Oh yeah total moon miss, I wasn’t perfect for him
Is where you ejaculate on the shower floor, and allowing the next person to get in, and their feet sticking to the shower floor as they try to walk around in said shower.
“It’s like his flying around, like his walking on the moon”. These are the effects of moon boots.
The act of wishing you are Japanese and wanting to fuck anime characters very very very very hard. Also not showering and wanting to become the best osu player in the world.
Man i hate Adam he is such a Connor Moon
The period of inexplicable low energy, lethargy and feeling emotionally drained immediately after a full moon. Typically lasts a few days. Particularly exaggerated if preceded with a “Moon Melt” . Similar to a heavy weekend partying followed by a downer and typically a Bluesday Tuesday.
That was a heavy full moon and after that moon melt of mine I’m going to suffer a big Moon Down
Around the time of a full moon a person acts crazy, odd, or drunk-like.
Full moons affect animals and people,
Hence the name Luna in lunatic
Chris was awfully giggly tonight, must be a full moon soon.
Oh that’s how he acts when he’s moon drunk?
Are you moon drunk? You are acting awfully drunk and you’re sober!
You are very odd today and a full moon was yesterday... must be moon drunk