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Broadneck student

a poor bum ass, uneducated, homeless looking ass faggot. Fucking garbage athlete, with absolutely no game. utterly fucking useless on a football field.

damn see number 2 the running back over there? That little bitch plays like a Broadneck student.

by spfalconbb October 14, 2021


art student

Recently graduated, broke, terminally depressed, and often talentless rich kids who have nothing better to do than complain on twitter about how AI can do better than their awful doodles to justify how much money they wasted when self taught artists are far better. Often conflate nonsense exhibitionism with "deeply meaningful expression" and overcharge for stick figures because while empty of detail, they're "full of meaning."

A: "Dude, who's that yelling at the clouds?"
B: "Oh that's Stacy, she just got out of art school."
A: "Oh.. wow art students are weird."

by Shishitron1000 January 25, 2023


The students grip

Sticking a long pencil sown the end of your dick with the tip facing outwards. You then have to write an entire essay without the teacher noticing. If your teacher does notice they get to shove as much stationary down the end of your dick as they please.

"Jacob, are you doing the students grip?"
"Yeah"
"Well I caught you, you know what that means now"
*teacher proceeds to stuff 7 pencils down the end of Jacob's schlong*

by Bath blaster January 11, 2022


Student food

Generally shitty easy to make food, like tv dinners or fast food, eaten by students

Student food doesnt taste very good, but it's easy to make

by BoyarBeloved March 15, 2024


IED student

An incredibly stressed human being.

You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.

Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???

Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰

by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021


Student Masher

A middle-aged college teacher (particularly male) who hits on students. He's not creepy, yet, but its getting there.
He stands a chance, which annoys the other students.

I think my prof is hitting on the sexy chick in the third row.
He's too old for her. Besides, I was hoping to tap that.
I know, the guy is a total student masher.

by Tennessee Bill February 24, 2014


student eyes

When you get so interested in a subject/field to the point where you eventually start looking at every aspect of life through that perspective.

Friend: ''Hey, what ya looking at?''

Architecture Student: ''Oh, nothing, just appreciating the intricate design of the doors of the building''

Sociology Student: ''Yeah, I wonder how many social exchanges have occurred around those doors''

Philosophy Student: ''But how and when do we consider something a door?''

Friend: *Sigh* ''Student eyes?''

Students: ''Yeah...''

by Bobby Greenery April 2, 2024