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The polar opposite of Going Comando. This usually happens when its too cold to Go Comando therefor you end up wearing at least one (or more) layer(s) of undergarments to keep the nether region warm.
Me - Dude what took you so long in the bathroom? You nearly missed the entire 3rd quarter.
Him - Sorry. I'm Going Canadian and it took me forever to get through all those layers.
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When a Canadian man with an erected chode dips his wick into luke warm to scalding maple syrup thus making it smaller and/or possibly causing a burn to said chode penis.
Dude, I had morning wood and Stacy left me with blue balls last night so I had to give myself a Canadian Midget.
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A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)
That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.
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When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?
Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe
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A famous Canadian cheer rumored to be spoken by Fur trading Voyagers dating as far back as the 17th century.
The Canadian cheer, "To beaver fever, lick it and please her!"
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During Sexual Intercourse, A woman sticks her one of her tits into the mans asshole, and reaches around and jacks you off at the same time.
Man, I jus got Canadian Backjacked.
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when a man covers his penis in poprocks then dips it in soda then procedes to screw the womans vagina.
My dick is still tingling from that canadian popcock i did to that girl last night.
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