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Get your filthy crab scratchers out of my asshole you sick fuck.
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someone who is doesn't get a joke and is a complete ass about it.
fiftycentisthebest is a fucking crab lilly with dreads!
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mr. crabs is a crab, that has the crabby crab smell in a crabby way that makes him crabby. he is a crabby crab.
mr. crabs: im in a mood, a moody mood, the kind of mood that has me feeling.. moody.
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A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.
I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.
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The act of shitting on your partner's chest while they are in a crabwalk position. Your partner then proceeds to walk around the room in a crabwalk position until the shit cools.
"My girl and I went to Red Lobster last night, but it wasn't until we got home that I got to have the steamed crab!"
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When a married woman asks if her husband would like a 3-way with her and her friend, only to find out her friend is a man halfway through sexual intercourse.
Guy1:Hey bro what did you do last night?
Guy2:Got stuck in a Crab McMuffin
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A sexual act; When a man inserts his scrotum and testes into a woman's anus, tugging repetitively.
Jose didn't walk straight for a week after he and Rachel tugged them some crab net.
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