fat penguin

fat penguin term used to break the ice and start a conversation

carl,fat penguin

jane,what?

carl,well its my ice breaker

jane,ha ha i get it

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Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.

The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.

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penguin fuck

When you fuck a girl so hard that afterwards, she waddles around like a penguin.

Dude I totally penguin fucked Jana last night, she couldn't even walk when I told her to make me a sandwich this morning.

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pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport

sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions

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angry penguin

A penguin, which is angry, upset, or not in a good mood.

Omfg, that penguin is one angry penguin.

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DEATH PENGUIN

The chosen one, the one who will topple Limecat and Clock Spider.

DEATH PENGUIN ROCKS!!!
- Some Guy

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Club penguin

By far the best game in History
We lost it too soon
RIP

I miss club penguin

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