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it's the same as a dutch oven but the dog farts under the covers instead.
My wife was pissed cause the dog was in bed and she got Swedish Bake Oven
A god-like structure constructed by Swedish viking Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg. This meatball is the epitome of happiness and world peace. If you feel any troubles, the giant meatball will whisk them away and pull you into a world of pure carefree, joyous reality where you can forget anything and relax. The Giant Meatball is a gift from the heavens from God himself. Nobody has accessed the inside in 69 years, and many legends have surface of what is in there.
Bro, we should go to Sweden to pray to The Giant Swedish Meatball!
Aw, fuck yeah dude!
Noun/ Verb .: The act of consuming Gevalia brand cappuccino coffee, and a cigarette of any brand in the place of a healthy and nutritious breakfast.
Guy 1: Hey, Hans, do you wanna hit up Wally Waffle for some hearty breakfast?
Guy 2: Nein, ich hatte schon eine Swedish Hooker Breakfast...
Guy 1: Way to go for a healthy breakfast you slutty European fruitcake. Are you trying to piss off Tony the Tiger?
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When you're having sex with a girl in the doggy style position and you pull out your dick and cut it off, at the same time cooking bagels in a deep fryer. You then cover the whole area in peanut butter and a dragon comes in and has a threesome with you and the girl while rolling around in the peanut butter and there is SO MUCH SEX OH YES THERES LOTS OF SEX
So me and my girlfriend had a Swedish Jesus Taco last night.
Shit was cash.
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1. Incredible type of marijuana aquired only by those who have connections or mad dough
Ill take an ounce of that sweet swedish cheeba
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The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.
Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.
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A sex act between two dudes wearing pants, where they insert their penises through each others' fly holes, and then reach down their own pants and jerk the other man to completion.
Yo, Jeff, did we do a Swedish Swap Meat last night? Cause my pants are full of your jizz. Go with Christ.
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