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All the advertising Digitech needs to sell its Whammy Pedal product.
Kid: "wheres the pedal that makes my guitar sound like Tom Morello in the like a stone solo?"
Guitar Center Man: "Right here buddy. That'll be 200 bucks."
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tom and jerry is a north american cartoon. the cartoon follows the antics of a cat named Tom (in the pilot 1939 "puss gets the boot" he was named Jasper)and jerry (unamed in pilot). The plot of tom and jerry is simple tom tries to catch jerry though the irony is tom causes more destruction than jerry would if left alone. the shorts have won 7 academy awards. The shorts have been censored recently due to the use of "black faces" the shots have been edited out poorly. despite this tom and jerry is still a great cartoon that kids and adults would watch.
person 1 "nah,face it. nothing is as good as anime"
person 2 "what about tom and jerry"
person 1 "oh,yeah, did you see the one where tom....
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Tom Nook is a character from animal crossing and to put it lightly, A SLUMLORD.
I have to work off all these bells to pay Tom nook back, he's such a slumlord with all his crappy houses.
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A Tom Blunt refers to a blunt that is rolled magnificently, tastes good, and gets you so baked you cannot function. The name Tom Blunt refers to a stoner from Nova Scotia, Canada, named Thomas Mombourquette, who could roll a blunt that would put you on another planet in just 1 hit. Legend has it someone dared to smoke a full authentic Tom Blunt and fainted.
Sam: Hey man pass the blunt
John: Are you sure? This is a Tom Blunt.
Sam: Damn, I think ill stick to the bowls bro I gotta drive
The act of ejaculating onto a ham sandwich.
'I did a Tom Davies last night'
'Dude, that's fucked.'
Cause it just isn’t right. Like my definition is: A British god who could kill with his wits and charm. I want him to shove a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass. He is devilishly handsome and was the backbone of vine and remains the savior for the whole YouTube creator community. His accent sends tingles down my spin and I want him to choke me with his hands
Tom Harlock could break my back like a glowstick and I would say "thank you".
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lead singer and guitarist of against me! an anarcho-punk band from gainesville, florida.
"we want a band that plays loud and hard every night and doesn't care how many people counted at the door... they'd stop at nothing short of a massacre, everyone would leave with the memory that there was no place else in the world
nd this was where they always belonged."
-tom gabel
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