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our saviours from the sewers themselves
www.badgerbadgerbadger.com
quick... evacuate the abandoned mine shaft
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A man who still has the drive to hunt but to fat to take down the prey.
A man who still wants to use his game to get dates with women but to fat and lazy to make his objective. Honey badger
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What you have for lunch after you've just run over a badger.
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Slang for a vagina
Driver: "Damn! That badger almost broke my wind screen!"
Passenger: "Don't worry, the burgers will be fucking tasty"
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"Man, i got me some badger burger last night!"
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A badger made of cardboard that they have in Urban Outfitters
I want that cardboard badger for my hallway
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you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal
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the art of swinging a badger is when you do the helicopter with your penis but you are hitting a female in the eyeball until she starts to squeel like a badger
oh mate i swung the badger last night... was mint
i might be swinging the badger tonight
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A person who picks their butt for crap flakes and saves them up to eat later.
Guy 1: What do you want to eat?
Guy 2: Oh, I'm fine. I just ate all the crap flakes I'd saved up this week.
Guy 1: Oh my god, you septic badger...
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