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A way of expressing that you can smoke marijuana at a superior level than the average population.
Jim: Do you smoke weed?
Tom: Yeah man; I bake like Betty Crocker.
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As adjective
Jim: What are you up to?
Tom: Nothing, watching movies; I'm already baked like Betty Crocker
What a pigeons call in the UK sounds like if you listen carefully. You can't unhear it afterwards
"did you know that a pigeons call sounds like my toe hurts betty?"
when you ejaculate on a girls stomach while she's sleeping, then put a sheet on her so when she stands up the sheet sticks therefore making her look like she has an apron.
Man, I'm gonna betty crocker dat hoe so when she wakes up she'll be ready to make me a grilled cheese sandwich!
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Performing badly at any task, especially at work, because of being hungry.
This term is derived from a Snickers commercial that originally aired during Superbowl XLIV.
Boss: Joe, you were supposed to have this done an hour ago.
Joe: Sorry, boss. I was in a hurry this morning and I skipped breakfast, so now I'm playing like Betty White.
A sexual act that starts with the man taking a shit on the women's breats, then he smashes the boobs together followed by the routine of tittie fucking. After he finishes he then eats the left-overs
Holy shit that was the best tasting Betty Crocker Brownie Delight i ever tasted!
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A huge fucking weapon and everyone that is lucky enough to be in it should be proud
Betty etty sketty fetty is genuinely a huge weapon and is just amazing
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a large tubby girl, usually by the name of jaclyn, whose teeth are almost horizontal. "buck tooth betty" will usually not understand anything and is extrememly abnormal.
also a buck tooth betty most likely all the time will have a bitch ass sister that needs shit dumped on her head.
buck tooth betty want some doughnuts!?
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