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Jonas Brothers

Retard-ginger-ass-lickers who think horny little girls like their music. But on the contrary these young girls want to feel the Jonas Brothers tiny tight little nothings. Their music sucks, they think that while they are playing live they can play a solo while holding down a power chord on the guitar for a minute and a half. Anybody that knows music and cares about the music not just the goddamned looks will all agree that their music is a huge pile of babies raped and devoured by a giant four foot wide vagina with razor sharp teeth. Anyone that considers this music should be raped, and at that whoever thinks this is "rock" should be killed by a brutal death. Goddammit Metallica is rock, Led Zeppelin is rock, Queen is rock, The Who is rock, but for all that is holy do not EVER consider The Jonas Bothers (yes i made that typo for a reason) music or else I will haunt your dreams.

Any girl that calls us jealous, take a look in our pants and see the difference, also who THE FUCK would want to be in a god awful band with the most shittiest songs?

Forgot to mention that their fan base consists of girls that want to fit in si they "adore" the jonas brothers and gay guys.

Led Zeppelin ROCKS!

Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Bitch please, shut up before I rip your pussy and/or penis out so you have no more hope of entering in sexual intercourse with the Jonas Brothers

Girl/gay guy:I Love the Jonas Brothers!
Us: Shut up before we are forced to rip your ears off cause you obviously cant distinguish music.

by Franoit April 8, 2009

94๐Ÿ‘ 39๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas brothers

Gay, suck ass at singing. Fakes

WOW!!! Jonas brothers is really gay.
common people richard simmions

by ryanodom8 May 14, 2009

42๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

three kids who wish they could sing FAKES!! Fuckheads

Joe Jonas: pretends to be able to sing
Kevin: cant sing or dance...not aloud to talk
Nick: sings and dances and plays guitar and pinano....still sucks penis

Girl: "I Loovvveee the Jonas BRothers!!!"
Person with brain: STFU!!!!

by pureevil1990 May 19, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

3 talentless pricks who sing shitty pop songs which 6-17 year old females(and some males) tend to like

girl: OMG!!! I LUV THE JONAS BROTHERS!!!!
boy: OMG SO DO I!!!!!!!
person who likes good music:you guys are retarded listening to them! You dont know good music!!!!
boy and girl:ZOMG SHUT UP! *runs away crying*

by talksomeshit October 10, 2009

91๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Scum of the scum of the music world. Untalented, overrated, and loved by millions of mindless teenage girls. Mostly famous for their looks. The killing blow to any respect I ever gave the music industry.

Most fans are between the ages of 8-14, have little to no individuality, and can't type worth shit. Extremely annoying.

"OMJ!!!! I luv da jonas brothers soooo much! <33333 Deys soooo talented!!!"

Please, shut up, you sound like a retard.

by The Lovely Miss Misery September 23, 2008

134๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jonas Brothers

Cunts

Hey that band is a bunch of Jonas Brothers

by hobojo94 May 28, 2009

67๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Jonas Brothers

Three flaming wannabe rockers.
They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.

Fangurl: OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ROCK!! THEY ARE SO CUTE/THEY LOOK LIKE THEY HAVE SPEED BUMPS ON THEIR ASS!!!

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.

by Silent Fuckin' Bob August 23, 2008

226๐Ÿ‘ 107๐Ÿ‘Ž