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1. A real tease who is abnormally proud of her cone shaped breasts.
2. Any trick who just wont mind her own business.
Ashley Judd needs to quit being such a cone titted tease all the time.
Meeeegan quit being such a cone titted tease!
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Dunce cap. A cone with a big ''D'' written on the front given out if you are a dunce
No, Nigel. That's not even close to being right. Now you must wear the dunce cap (cone of shame)
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When you cum in a girls ass and she shits the cum out into her hand and eats it:
Last night I was so drunk, I came in this girls ass and this skank ate a dirty snow cone.
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that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them
Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange
Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones
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When two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to parallel park inbetween them
Guy 1: did you see the Human Traffic Cone?
Guy 2: Hellz ya i got that shit in one try
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A very enticing kid's sundae at Friendly's that is conveniently shaped like a penis.
Guy 1: "What are you getting as a sundae?"
Guy 2: "I think I want the Double Shot Cone."
Guy 1: "But dude, you can't get that, it's on the kids' menu."
Guy 2: "I know but it looks SOOOOOO GOOOOD!"
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A modification of the snowballing sex act. Unlike a traditional snowballing job where semen is orally swapped between people, the semen is deposited into a snowball or shaved ice. It is stored for a later time when someone, either unsuspecting or knowledgeable will eat it. Flavors of the snow cone will obviously vary.
Upon learning of Fred's love of shaved ice, his enemy Bill and his girlfriend gave a Norwegian snow cone to Fred. Only after enjoying the "treat" did Bill tell Fred what the secret ingredient was.
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