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phrase used to express discontent with business policy, usually due to lack of response and change to current business environment.
employee1: "We need to increase production capacity to keep up with current demand. Too bad our company won't invest in system upgrades."
employee2: "Yea, we're just painting the deck furniture, waiting for the Titanic to sink."
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A new show that airs on a channel that shouldn't exist.
The idea probably came up when the producers of "The suite life of Zack and Cody" couldn't think of a new cheesy pun or idea for an episode, so they thought of moving the alleged twins Zack & Cody (Dylan & Cole Sprouse) to a cruise ship, hence the suite life on deck.
It stars the same characters as the old show, except they replaced Maddie Fitzpatrick with a girl named Bailey (Debbie Ryan) who's apparently from the country even though she hasn't got a hint of country accent in her voice. They call her a "country bumpkin", though she says "you guys" instead of "y'all" like most country people (trust me, im from Alabama.)
It's basicly the same thing as the old show, except they're on a cruise ship and they go different places.
Suite Life of Zack & Cody Producer #1: Hey, I stayed up all night and STILL couldn't think of a cheesy punch line for the show!
SLZ&C Producer #2: Well, I just got back from a cruise ship, and it would be a great place for D & C to ensue shananigans.
SLZ&C Producer #3: *great* idea!!!
SLZ&C Producer #1: I know!
And so the Suite Life on Deck was born.
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The act of gay pirates rimming each other.
"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"
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When you have a large bowel movement ready to emerge at any moment.
I can't have anal sex with you tonight because I have a man on deck.
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After cumming in an anal cavity, the male proceeds to motorboat the anus so that cum is all over the face.
Kevin Garnett just finished manning Rajon Rondo's poop deck. Hence, "man the poop deck"
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Someone who is known for making card decks that are intended for trolling.
Person A: Why does Person C keep freezing my warriors?
Person B: Because Person C is a registered deck offender.
when you get shit faced and try to take a dump but fall asleep on the toilet and wake up next to your turd on the floor.
Justin: OmGZ!! Emmett wake up you mopped the quarter deck last night! I just puked all over the bathtub 2!! Were so bad ass dude!!
Emmett: Well i didnt shit myself cause the shit wasnt actually on me. So im still cool.