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When two dudes rub beards together.
Frank and Scott rub beards together as eskimos would, but it’s 2021 so Viking Eskimo kisses r a thing
When you have sex with a sibling of someone your buddy has had sex with.
Dude! If I had sex with Heather, and you just piped her older sister last night, that means we're eskimo neighbors!
The Eskimo Marshmallow Crème Pop is a sexual act where a male has a female perform fellatio and spit his semen into a make your own popsicle container. Freeze it, and then when it is frozen he proceeds to make her put on a parka and then insert the frozen semen stick into her anal cavity. This sexual act was invented by a woman.
Girl 1: I thought he was a nice guy asking me if I wanted an eskimo marshmallow crème pop. It sounded good, so I said yes. Then he did it.
Girl 2: So was it good?
Girl 1: No... it was not good. Not good at all. So cold... So very cold.
Girl 2: Wow.
Dipping both testicles in cum then placing both testicles on each eye, causing a goggle effect. The term Eskimo is in reference to the white of the cum on the recipients eyes.
Try seeing through those thick running eskimo goggles!
Where you turn your A/C all the way up and pour water into the vagina and let it freeze. Promptly after freezing you stick a dildo in and crush the ice to where it flows out of the vagina like a glacier.
Joan's vagina was like an harsh Alaskan winter after her Eskimo Mushing.
A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.