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Guy1: dude, you should totally try out the new frog nugget at Macdonalds.
Guy2: Bru, WTF you didn’t capitalize your text, also WTF.
A frightening, cannibalistic demifrog. Currently on the run from the FBI after violating his parole conditions. Urban legend says that it's still looking for people to devour to this day, and it is recommended you report any sightings to your local law enforcement agency.
Candy: I want to hug you guys, you're so adorable! /p
Stafula (not frog): I wanna eat you
A perfectly smooth pubic area on a women - Entirely absent of hair, stubble or follicle bumps so that the result is as smooth as the belly of a frog
Dude - she must have just come from the spa because she had the perfect frog-bush last night
One of the controversial characters from the Muppets, he’s quite the opposite of his cousin Kermit. Instead of avoiding Miss Piggy, Spermit the Frog spends his time trying to impregnate Miss Piggy but fails due to his lack of prowess and banjo playing
Spermit the Frog needs to get his Lilly padded or else
A cover story for having sex in the car near the woods
We couldn’t tell my mom that we fucked in the car so we told her we were catching frogs.
A call frog is a person who hops from call to call
"Don't hop calls or you'll be banned. Call frogs aren't welcome here." - Mike the Bike
One out of thousands of bots made by a Tek Fog user.
1 BJP spam bot = A Tek Frog 🐸
A: What's your job?
B: I make Tek Frogs supporting BJP
A: How do you do it?
B: I run fake hashtags. And mass retweet using my Tek Frogs.
B: My Tek Frogs are also automated to comment and reply! Say, Kanhaiya Kumar. They are set to troll him everytime he posts.
A: FUCK YOU BRO! WHY?
B: I make ₹2 per tweet by my frogs. 🐸