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a female so infested with STD's the hair spray in her hair most likely contains a high percentage herpes
Dylan- well at least in AZ they aren't as dirty
Bruno- ya right!
Dylan- nothing shower couldnt cure. here i need fucking lye
Bruno- i see girls eating herpes for breakfast in AZ
they put "herp spray" in their hair!
Dylan- yeah thats an afternoon snack here.
I caught republican herpes at a trump rally and now I can’t taste anything.
When you fuck a mexican who has aids and then you eat his ass then makes out. After that you cum inside his herpes full mouth.
That bitch gave me el herpes lol
A term for a pilot who after reaching the mandatory retirement age of 60 would not retire, but instead would move into the Flight Engineer seat, which does not have a mandatory retirement age.
1) My Second Officer was a herpes pilot. Those guys just wont go away.
2) The herpes pilot I'm flying with said he can't retire because he's got 3 ex-wives to pay off.
When someone has a sexual herpes on their hand that they got from sexual activity or from a red marker
OMG that Butch witch has hand herpes
When you wash the orgy tarp in the tub and give the pipes herpes
Did you hear about the tarp orgy at the con last week? Washed it down the drain and gave the pipe herpes
When someone cuts off a mans herpes infected penis, then proceeds to eat his penis in a hotdog bun.
You heard what happened to Tim yesterday at the bar? He caught *hotdog herpes*