"Skitzo the clown is upstairs painting the horn."
a stupid fucking faggot that nobody fucking loves including his own mother. Sam Horning is inherently a Neo-Nazi supporting racism and the euthanization of black people.
sam horning is fucking rat poison
Another name for a saxophone, when you can't remember the word "saxophone"
"What's the name of that song that's got the repeating line from the cool horn on the chorus?"
"Oh, Baker Street"
"Yeah, fuck that song"
When a Flute decides to be a French Horn, but her fellow Flute players won’t let the band director move her to the annoying brass section.
Leah: Riley will stay with us. And be a Flute Horn!
When you get a gub and its a sad horn
Person 1: Bro i just got a gub
Person 2: *Gub Horn*
Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)
Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).
BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE