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the kind of guy thats very 2-faced, he can be really nice, and really shitty. sometimes you really want to kill him and other times hes your bestfriend.
God damnit Landon fucked my ex in the shower last night.
Though he’s a good friend he will always follow you and make sure you are never at peace. Annoying annoying
Person 1: oh my god Landon is so annoying.
Person 2: yeah hope he dies
Most Landon’s usually smell good but the Landon I know smells BAD, like super stinky. Once you walk into Landons room (the one I know) you instantly want to walk out and leave the area, his room mainly smells like cheese and farts. (Rip that chair)
Someone: dude have you been in Landons room ?
Someone 2: no why?
Someone: IT STINKS BAD
A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
The name landon has two meanings, Long hill, and Cum dumpster.
Person 1: hey Long hill/Cum dumpster
Landon: hello person 1 :)
a big knucklehead who can be nice when he wants to but is also a butt. he likes to throw things and has a tendency to push people in ditches. hold onto your things he has sticky fingers. he likes big boys with big feet and even bigger eyes. he has a funny laugh and he eats pita bread with ketchup. if you know a landon then let him go. it’s a trap! just like collage. and he probably smells too.
“Wow is that a Landon he smells like pita bread”