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marist mafia

Marist Mafia was founded by two young men whose lives have been corrupted by drugs, extortion, and other organised crime. These two men are infamous all over the world, particually in Mediteranian countries such as Italy and Sicily. These two men go by the names of Roboito© and Santino©.

Both of these Mafia Dons© have not only inherited a vast amount of financial inferstructure, but they have also added to it to a fairly large extent (with the money that they aquire from organised crime).

These 2 Godfathers© have ways of dealing with people that you couldn't even dream of. They wouldn't just wack you, they would do something far more traditional. First, they would panty raid you. Then, they would spit roast you. And finally, they would put you on the block. These are all unsavoury acts which are best not to even be thought about.

Roboito© and Santino© tend to work alone when it comes to the business part of Marist Mafia dealings. However, they have millions of worldwide associates. For example: in the South West Pacific they have connections and colleagues who go by the name of DOS disciple of sniffa LTB, 565, SCAT SOLDIERS, PANTY RAID AUTHENTIC and many more.

These two founders of the Marist Mafia have also founded another world famous institute which is run by an associate of Roboito© and Santino©. However this associates name is confidential. This institute is called M.M.D.B.C which stands for MARIST MAFIA DRIVE BY COMMITTEE©. The Committee uses a range of guns from AK's to Berettas to Glocks to Fo Fo's.

So as you can see, the Marist Mafia is a worldwide organisation who has a reputation for organised crime, drugs and extortion throughout the world.

A few words of wisdom...
Don't fuck with the Marist Mafia.

Marist Mafia says: "Ayo Franky! You come round here one more time, I'm gonna have to wack ya! KA-PEESH?

Franky says: "No, please Roboito© and Santino©!! I'll do anything! Why would you even dream of touching me anyway"?

Marist Mafia says: "Because I do what i wanna do ya know! SMOKE 'EM!
PRRAAAAAAATT!

by LTB565 January 10, 2005

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vegan mafia

Militant vegans who will ostracize their vegan friends who stray from the fold.

"We'll keep our newfound love of cheese to ourselves. We wouldn't want the vegan mafia to find out"

by guacomole February 26, 2007

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Brokeback Mafia

The first half of season 6 of the HBO hit drama The Sopranos.

Man all this shit with Vito on The Sopranos is making season 6 out to be Brokeback Mafia.

by Red Rhino May 24, 2006

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marijuana mafia

the gaines family...+catie+ jake

smoke weed everyday niggas

by Jodith April 22, 2005

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Velvet Mafia

A conglomerate homosexual men with diversification that's inclusive all walks of life, socioeconomics, occupations, ethnicities or races, and act as a single entity in achieving it ends. Often the members of the mafia occupy positions that beneficial to the whole or a purpose, such as gays of color distributing narcotics to communities White gays can not do so safely. The higher echelons of the Velvet Mafia are predominately if not all White gay men.

Historically, the Velvet Mafia begun alongside the Italian Mafia, which utilized the gay clubs for laundering money and funds for start ups of other more lucrative endeavors. After the near collapse of the Italian Mafia, the gay community having learned of more elusive criminal activity, infiltrated avenues of business once denied them. Disguising themselves as "heterosexual" even taking wives or arranging fake marriages to bought women or even posing as women themselves.

One of the leading industries occupied and dominated by the Velvet mafia is the Entertainment industries, with growing activity in gentrification. Criminality that fund the Velvet Mafia are drug distribution and production, and human trafficking. Other avenues in the gray would include politics, such as the Log Cabin Republicans, wealthy group of White gay men whom who were the Trump presidency's financial backing.

The velvet mafia is everywhere and nowhere at once

by CanisNocturnas July 18, 2021

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Mafia City

Mafia City is a series of humorous Facebook advertisements which depict the levels and role of various members of organized crime.

There's apparently is also a game that is very loosely based off the advertisements

These Mafia City ads are hilarious.

by Sam_I_am August 14, 2019

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sk8 mafia

A Southern California based skateboard company/gang that is very gangster. Each member of the mafia is a gnarly skateboarder, smokes a ton of weed, listens to gangsta/old school hip-hop (eazy- e, NWA), and enjoys fucking bitches and hoes.

Yo man i got a sick new sk8 mafia deck!

by pussymaster1000 April 8, 2009

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