home of joe budden, bruce springsteen, jay and silent bob, bon jovi and MAD other people.
aint nobody in jersey says "joisy"...who the hell made that up?
its the only state that drops the "new" in its name.
we got the best damned accent ever.
everybody that dont like jerseys only mad cuz they cant afford it.
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A holiday that celebrates the idea of all the good things that will happen in another year. Most people use this time to get drunk.
What better way to start off a new year than with a head-splitting hangover, the stench of vomit on your clothes, and a DWI.
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The news you watch when news isn't what you want.
The "news" station for brainless "real americans" is Fox News or Faux News.
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In Addition to drugs, New Castle Pa. also has Fireworks and Hot Dogs
New Castle a place where ppl take the drugs, eat the dogs, and watch the fireworks.
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A cruel joke played on the residents of the great state of New Jersey, likely conceived by some wop from New York.
No one from New Jersey, or it's surrounding states (with the exception of that aforementioned wop), has ever said "joisey" in any context other than trying to explain that people from Jersey don't say joisey.
Ted: "Oh so you're from 'New JOISEY', eh? Hehehahalol"
Bill: "I'm going to murder that fucking wop. But first, let me grab a pork roll and cheese on a hard roll."
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one of the richest towns in the US...filled with rich bitches and snobs, the houses could school all celebs on CRIBS. crime rate- 0%. not one sidewalk found in town.
"Look at the girl with her gucchi bag and Louis Vuitton shoes"
"yeah she lives in new vernon, her dad owns the country club."
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Home of Mardi Gras, Lil Wayne, and the Saints
New Orleans, party capital of the world
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