head patch

Another name for hair atop one's head.

1) I'm getting my head patch shaved
2) That girl pulled on my head patch during the cat fight

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cabbage patching

when an older teenage male loiters creepily in an area where prostitots are known to congregate with intentions of pursuing them sexually

Jimbo, 19, had a successful night of cabbage patching at the mall. He managed to seduce a young sophomore prostitot and still have her home before her bedtime of 9:30.

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cabbage patch

a plethora of curly pubic hair that form a wavy look

I was fucking this guy last night, and his whole crotch was a cabbage patch

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patching the kernel

glueing your girlfriends vagina closed and then taking a shit all over it and reopening it with your dick.

hey i heard alex was patching the kernel last night

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Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of the month when Bill Gates puts out the newest patch for Windows. Always proceeded with Reboot Wednesday

guy 1: Happy patch Tuesday!
guy 2: huh?
guy 1: nvm its a computer nerd thing

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Max Patch

Worse than the Pussy Patch. See Pussy Patch.

Max always wears the max patch

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Sammy Patch

Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.

"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"

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