Russian Poptart

Where one takes a strawberry Poptart and sticks it in between the ass cheeks of an obese Russian woman, once it has become "golden brown" and warm one consumes it.

My toaster broke so i couldn't heat my poptart, luckily my Russian aunt was over so i was able to make a Russian Poptart which tasted equally delicious.

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Russian Bagpipe

An alcoholic drink consisting of a shot glass half filled with vodka (Russian) and half with Scotch whisky.
This shot combines the smooth, complex and aromatic flavours of Scotch and the pure, clear, uplifting elements of vodka to make a delicious beverage that is the best of both worlds. Often consumed before a night out on the town as it provides much needed sustenance for the night ahead. Will get the drinker quite shitfaced if drunk in copious quantities. Can also induce vomiting in those with weak stomachs.

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Damien: Man let's do another Russian Bagpipe! They're delicious.

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Damien: I'm so fucking hungover, i shouldn't have had all those Russian Bagpipes...

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russian princess

A white delusional girl on TikTok that says the N word wich is also know for “pretty brown eyes” 👁👄👁

Did you see Russian princesses pretty brown eyes?👁👄👁 she looks like a dick eater

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Russian Meatgrinder

When some one shaves the inside of their ass crack, lets it get all pricky, puts a part of the victim in between it, then rubs said butt cheeks together as if grinding meat.

"I gave your mother a Russian Meatgrinder last night bro"

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Russian Interrogation

When you cum in a bag (preferably in a trick or treat bag) and fasten it upon your friend's/family member's head. This ensures maximum cum coverage of the facial region.

"So, John I heard you pulled the trusty ol' Russian Interrogation on your daughter last night."

"Yeah, she was misbehavin'"

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Black Russian

(Blak•Rə•shen) n. A homemade alcoholic beverage that consists of the cheapest or the second cheapest vodka/toilet water and homemade purple Kool-aid, rendering a mixture that is as ghetto as fried chicken and grape Kool-Aid sippin’ n swangin w/ the dickies shorts Walmart chain necklace wearin loitering and loud domestic abuse situations type lifestyle while at the same time as Russian as chain-smoking and incest while getting beaten by a Bubushka as the local police laugh and place bets on it, then being beaten by the local police shortly after while the bubushka stares at you with disdain and chain-smokes

Homie #1: “Say bruh, u got any Dr. Thunder or Shasta fo’ dis Tilamook?”
Homie #2: “No just some mo’ purple Kool-Aid n Splenda packets I jacked from da gas station, fam.”
Homie #1: “Damn bruh, dis vodka is like burnt pubes, barstools and rubbin’ alcohol, n I’m so sick of deez muggafuggin’ Black Russians, I keep throwin’ up erry 25 minutes!”
Homie #3: “Jus kill yourself, nigga.”

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white russian

The very very tastiest alcoholic beverage, though it's lacks any sort of kick if that's what your looking for.

I'm glad there was a definition for White Russian here.

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